Ten things I hate about girls
I’ve been tagged by wavesnsands, You have to write Ten things that you hate about the opposite gender. This’s an easy one 
So here I go:
1.Attitude: Totally turns me off when I see a girl throwing oodles of attitude. I usually make sure, she realizes that I care a damn about her.
2.Shopping: There are two types of girls in the world – i) Who goes around shopping for long hours and want everything she sees. ii) Who goes around shopping for long hours, but finds nothing worth buying. The common point being long hours, both irritate me.
3.Bitching: Girls are totally bitchy, every girl always has something bad to say about another girl .
4.Phone freaks: These are meant to be born with an ear-peace and microphone. They’ve no life.
5.Vanity freaks: They always look for something that reflects – Mirror, glass, steel, leather shoe. Never miss an opportunity.
6.Fake: Girls that wear fake anything – nails, hair, breasts.
7.Sex: Girls who demand lots of foreplay before sex 
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Ok I give up after seven, can’t think of any thing else 
. This wasnt as easy though. That’s probably bcos I have a lot of strong women in my life and I hugely admire and respect them.
Disclaimer: If any of the above points hurt you, it means they’re probably true , Neverthless I’m sorry.
Update: Though I havent tagged anyone Ranman has taken the Tag and ‘ve compiled 10 things that women should work on , make sure you read it, his ten things are way politically incorrect and way funny than mine
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Thanks for completing the tag…finally!!
Hmm…i hate vanity freaks too…and the phone freaks!!
Ok, I agree on some pts here and disagree on some.
every girl always has something bad to say about another girl … the word is “every”. How can you say that ?
I agree on vanity, strogly agree on phone and fake. I hate those and I am a girl.
But pt 7 ?? Aren’t you a bit selfish if you don’t give what she wants ?
@wavesnsands: my pleasure, I enjoyed doing the tag
@Cuckoo: ok ‘almost every’. I ofcourse exaggerated it for fun
, and abt pt 7 well, I end up giving it 
Of all the things you mentioned… Vanity Freaks was the most interesting…. and come on dude… if you remove fake – nails, hair, breast, etc…. then you are directly eliminating more that half of all the most beautiful women…. dont tell me you hate them all…
@jagadish: hhmmm thts something to think abt. Can I say I hate them all except the ones who r in modeling and acting
Oh my! I have to take issue with # 7.
If you want the women you have sex with to enjoy having sex with you, then you have to realize that foreplay is what gets most women in the mood to enjoy the sex act in itself. But, even in the 21st century some women are shy about their own sexual desires. Your only job is to figure out what kind of foreplay she likes. Some women will let you know, unfortunately some won’t.
If you are only having sex to satisfy yourself then you can pay someone for it & it will be just as good.
The question is, how important is it to you that your partner gets as much out of it as you do?
Hey but then these are generalizations, he he.
@handmaiden: wooh..wooh..wooh, thats a lot L>T, oops handmaiden. I obviously generalized, simplified and exaggerated things to make them look funny. But yeah i totally agree with you, sex couldn’t be one sided, the act could be performed with perfection only when both partners are enjoying it equally and the most.
@Mridula: I repeat – I obviously generalized, simplified and exaggerated things to make them look funny.
ummmm i dont think i quite agree about the foreplay comment
IMO, Two of the biggest factors in a good relationship are honesty & an open mind. What is interesting is how sex quickly becomes an issue. On one hand it is selfish but on the other it is altruistic. If you can find that balance between giving & getting, then the relationship will be copasetic.
Sex is something we all want to enjoy.
@Roop: hhmmm I didnt say all girls are like that, I just said I hate those girls
@handmaiden: Honesy and open mind seems far two ideal. I wonder if partners could still be completely happy if theyrn’t having good sex. And thanks for the new word
What kind of girls are you hanging around with?
@Sujata: ha ha to sum it up and keep it simple, girls who are pretty normal
. Welcome to my blog.
Mostly agree you know, except that foreplay is soo important
Waise lots of guys are phone freaks too, and Swear-on-God men love bitching MORE than women!
@phoenix: Yeah I have seen guys who r phone freaks too, and the conclusion applies to them too – They’ve no life. But I dont quite agree with the statement that men bitch more than women, men are mostly laid back, exceptions apply
Nope nope, no issues here. With foreplay: I only have a few moments here before I fall asleep…you really want to spend that time with foreplay?
@ranmon: he he great idea, will test it this weekend
hey!
the list is nice…agree with the shopping bit, phone and yes bitching too. But then u seem to be good at it too…the way u go on about us poor girls.
and btw good foreplay ensures she is willing to play it all the way so guess who benefits?